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Joke of the Day

"I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert... ...but I keep forgetting"

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"Short joke A priest, rapist and comedian walk into a bar, then the barman says: 'God are you fucking kidding me?!'"

"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."

"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"

"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."

"""Do you like Tolstoy?"" ""Of course. Who doesn't?"" ""What's your favourite book?"" ""The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him""."

"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""

"I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?"

"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"