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Joke of the Day

"Short joke A priest, rapist and comedian walk into a bar, then the barman says: 'God are you fucking kidding me?!'"

"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"*gives your eulogy after inhaling helium*"

"Greatest days of my life: 3) Day I got married 2) Day my first kid was born 1) Day Facebook let you turn off notifications for their games"

"What is it called when your s.o. comes up with reasons to not make love? Sexcuses"

"Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection... But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl."

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"

"John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart."