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Joke of the Day
"I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?"
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"The difference between an European that feels fat and an American that feels the same? The European goes to the gym, the American goes to Jim's."
"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."
"The Republican Presidential Candidates"
"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"
"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"
"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."
"I like to believe in solipsism... ...but other people prove me wrong."
"Where is the Pokemon? Peek-a-chu!"
"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"