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Joke of the Day

"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""

"What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica? A hegemon."

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."

"why did the scarecrow win a medal? because he was outstanding in his field"

"What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business"

"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touch screen while I'm driving"

"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"

"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"