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Joke of the Day
"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"I don't think I could date a deaf person... I couldn't take the silent treatment!"
"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."
"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."
"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links"
"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."
"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."