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Joke of the Day

"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"

"For Halloween I'm goin to go as lost weed. Cause that's everyone's nightmare."

"I have a file on my computer named Hillary Clinton When I tried to open it, I got a message saying ' file is too corrupt'"

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"

"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"

"Cheek of my doctor. I went in for a check up and he said I'll never have kids. I said ""why? am I infertile doctor?"" He said ""no your a fat cunt."""