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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""
"That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to."
"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"
"Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic? Brooklyn"
"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
"Overheard a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra. I guess his girlfriend has a really flaccid penis."
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."
"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."