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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"Body Glitter: For the girl who wants to leave a sparkling trail of daddy issues everywhere she goes"
"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."
"I'm glad my son will learn about sex from the internet. Remember how awkward it was when your dad showed you how to two-girls-one-cup?"
"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"
"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"
"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""
"My butcher's assistant is a little person. I tried to bet him he couldn't sell me one of his top-shelf filets. ""No bet,"" he said. ""The steaks are too high."""
"Actor who had starred in almost every movie. Also Starring"