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Joke of the Day

"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."

"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."

"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."

"Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."

"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"Is anybody else having trouble logging into my wife's Facebook account?"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""