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"You know who is lazy to type?"
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"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."
"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"
"What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross."
"They say 1 out of 3 people in a relationship cheat. I can't decide if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel."
"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."
"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""
"""Get off the phone"" ""Wash your hands"" ""Pull up your pants"" ""Make me dinner"" My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household"