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Joke of the Day

"You know who is lazy to type?"

"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."

"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"

"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"

"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"I'd like to buy a bed please. Certainly madam. Spring mattress? Oh no! I want to be able to use it all year."

"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."

"You know you're old when You see your favorite pornstar under the milf category"