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Joke of the Day
"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"
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"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
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"The Mods they are a joke !"
"What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list"
"What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph"
"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."
"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."