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Joke of the Day
"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."
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"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."
"I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn't stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying."
"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."
"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."
"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."
"So I had a blind date this weekend... I lied.   She could see."
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas."
"My wedding vows said ""till death do us part."" My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me."