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Joke of the Day

"Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. - stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3"

"Why do blondes have such large belly-buttons Their boyfriends are also blonde."

"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."

"What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time"

"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"ISIS just frozen water"

"Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to? Because they are for prophet."