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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall I said maybe"

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"

"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"

"I've come to the conclusion that my sex life sucks. I was masturbating the other day, and my hand fell asleep."

"I don't see why Trump says we don't win anymore. We did win the Superbowl."

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. One or two glasses of cocaine and that's it."

"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."