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Joke of the Day
"* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *"
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"I went to the shop to buy 5 eggs, therefore I went back to the shop to buy another egg"
"well for starters this x box controller is considered an accessory, so technicalley im Not shirtless. now give me mcburger"
"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."
"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"
"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."
"For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer..."
"My son doesn't like spicy food. To prevent him from eating his boogers, I pour drops of Tobasco in his nostrils while he sleeps. #winning"
"I like Gila monsters because they're willing to admit they're monsters, unlike giraffes"
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"