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Joke of the Day
"For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer..."
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"The closest I've come to working out in the last month has been a double sneeze. And I hurt my neck."
"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."
"I don't trust chairs. They just don't sit right with me."
"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""
"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"
"What do you call memories of zombies? FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Atoms are the biggest liars in the universe... They make up everything."