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Joke of the Day

"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."

"With all the news about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, I can't help but think abortion may have been the right answer... Her grandmother probably regrets not having one."

"What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes? A bright eye deer."

"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."

"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."

"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the *spaghetto.*"

"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"

"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"

"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""