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Joke of the Day

"If Killing someone else is homicide... ... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide."

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"Waiter: May I take your order? Yes, roll over and play dead! Waiter: It's not that kind of order. Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks."

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"The downvote button is not a disagree button."

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."

"I Nominate Lou Gehrig."

"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other COCK!"