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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
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"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."
"I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?"
"I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag."
"*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite."
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. An asian girl? Irene."