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Joke of the Day

"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."

"She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."

"Wife: Hi, did you eat? Me: Did you eat? Wife: Are you copying me? Me: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you! Me: Yes, I already ate"

"They should make it slightly less easy to ruin everything."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"

"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"

"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"

"Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???"