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Joke of the Day

"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."

"A note to the mods "

"A surgeon turns to his assistant, while operating, and says... ""Hey, it's the right or the left one?"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Just kiddneying!"""

"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."

"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."

"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"

"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"

"What are the chances that Donald Trump has so annoyed people... that even rapists and murderers don't want to be associated with him?"

"Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder"

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."