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Joke of the Day
"I know of a guy who eats only thorns in meals... ...guess he's a prickly eater"
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"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon."
"Well it's almost time for that "" New Year New Me "" bullshit again!"
"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"
"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""
"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""
"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."