159976
Joke of the Day
"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."
Next Joke
"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."
"""Brokeback Mountain"" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard."
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."
"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."
"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."
"hate how my phone sometimes autocorrects haha to hahahahaha. im trying to end a conversation not laugh harder than i ever have in my life."
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""
"Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? ""Regular coffee with cream please"" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. ""TEN?"""
"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."