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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"
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"Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify."
"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."
"""Cellphones only work when you talk into them like you're trying to be heard over a buzzsaw screwing a freight train."" - My Dad"
"My answer to everything today will be FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"
"Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl."
"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."
"What comes after 69?... Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!"
"So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem. Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing everything. Doc: Please take a seat..."
"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."