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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl."
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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity **It's impossible to put down**"
"In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them"
"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"
"[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear"
"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."
"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"
"Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that."
"A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her... They say to her ""don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."""
"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"