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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69?... Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!"
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"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."
"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"
"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"
"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."
"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."
"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."
"At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Heath Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?"
"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. ... her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"". Then the mom says ""Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""