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Joke of the Day

"My answer to everything today will be FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"

"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"

"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."

"So I was invited to an amputee party last night... It was absolutely crawling with pussy."

"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."

"My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that."

"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"

"What's the most common blood type among drummers? Heroin."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."

"MEME : Sad Robb Stark http://9gag.com/gag/arp6PQ6?ref=noti"