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Joke of the Day
"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"
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"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"
"[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more"
"Me ""I love you."" My 3yo ""Thanks."" And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"
"Suicide gone wrong [CORNY] -Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers. -Seriously? And what happened? -After the first two, I felt much better."
"So, I was giving my nephew a bath the the other day...... and he pointed to my penis and asked ""Why is your penis bigger than mine?"" I looked at him and said ""That's because mine is erect!"""
"Reddit is too too mean to fat people. You guys really need to lay off. They already have enough on their plates."
"Negative pregnancy tests, because everyone loves good news on a stick"