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Joke of the Day
"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"
Next Joke
"For today. * Knock knock. * Who's there? * 9/11. * 9/11 who? * [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)"
"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."
"Who needs a girlfriend when I have my right hand..... To make me sandwiches :)"
"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"
"I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife."
"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"
"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."