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Joke of the Day

"Suicide gone wrong [CORNY] -Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers. -Seriously? And what happened? -After the first two, I felt much better."

"Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant... They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life."

"How do epileptics keep fit? With strobe lights."

"What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant"

"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."

"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"

"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."

"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"

"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"