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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."
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"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"
"According to scientists, the Gulf of Mexico may never recover from the spill. It's true what they say: once you go black, you never go back."
"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."
"[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away] [scientist decodes message in the signal] ""enough...with...the...Harambe...jokes"""
"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"How does trump like his eggs? Whites only"