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Joke of the Day

"Me ""I love you."" My 3yo ""Thanks."" And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back."

"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."

"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."

"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"

"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."

"If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex."

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"

"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"

"I try not to associate myself with bowlers They're all a bunch of pinheads"