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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."
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"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."
"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."
"In my old age, I am like a fine wine... Fifteen percent alcohol by volume."
"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila"
"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT. -women"
"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"