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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"What's the worst thing to come across while browsing the internet? Your keyboard."

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"

"What is Aloe Blacc's real name? Bye Bye White"

"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."

"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."

"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"