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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."
Next Joke
"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"
"I faked a cough to get out of work. I tell myself I wasn't lying... I was just being SARScastic."
"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."
"Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg? A: Eileen"
"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"
"If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous."
"A poem I found I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep!"
"WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad"