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Joke of the Day

"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"

"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"

"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."

"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, ""Wait a minute. I have that."""

"Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle? Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla."

"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler."

"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"