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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"
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"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"
"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""
"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."
"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"
"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"
"I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff."
"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"
"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."
"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."