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Joke of the Day

"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."

"How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead"

"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"

"Dog for sale Eats everything. Loves kids."

"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"

"Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ""I am beautiful"", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense."

"Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality."

"My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice"

"What, I'm Asian? *slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*"

"A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most."