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Joke of the Day

"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."

"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""

"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."

"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"

"Mechanic: that's gonna cost $2000 Me: how much? Mechanic: $3000 Me: what did you say before that Mechanic: I said ""that's gonna cost"""

"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."

"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."

"Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show? Handy Manny took his job."