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Joke of the Day

"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!"

"Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7? Because they literally can't even."

"/r/im14andthisisdeep? ...I'm 12 and that's what she said"

"*looks up from phone* ...nah *looks back down*"

"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"

"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"

"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, dang it! BREATHE!"

"I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers."