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Joke of the Day

"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!"

"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""

"What does Stevie Wonder call his money? Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend?"

"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."

"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."

"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."

"What goes zzub-zzub? A bee flying backwards"

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."