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Joke of the Day
"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."
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"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."
"Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0"
"Capitalism is controlled by an ""invisible hand"" that gives most people the invisible finger."
"What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
"The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop."
"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"