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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"
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"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"
"How do you think the unthinkable? Run your thip into an ithberg"
"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."
"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"
"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"
"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."
"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"
"The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime."
"Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis to yell ""MAGNIFICENT!"" --it's not, right?"