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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"
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"*wins oscar I'd like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them"
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store."
"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."
"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."
"I had a brush with the law last night. Those cops sure know how to style a brother's hair"
"How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"
"How does a crackhead lose weight? Diet Coke."
"What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a greyhound bus stop? One is a crusty bus station, one is a busty crustacean."