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Joke of the Day

"If you play Apple's Beatle announcement backwards it says ""I can't believe you don't know how to download music illegally"""

"How long is a 0 or 1? Just a little bit."

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"People keep asking me today ""So you have a new boss?"" No, I'm still with my wife."

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar."

"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."

"Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving."

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"What do you say to a gay man with plumbers butt? Pull up your pants, I can see your vagina. Bahahahahahahahahahaha."