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Joke of the Day
"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."
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"Little boy to airline pilot: ""You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."" Pilot: ""Not if I do it right."""
"Why are all computer scientists such pessimists? They always worry about the worst case!"
"Confucius say If you poop on a leave, you will have shitty thyme"
"Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house."
"Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals"
"What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress."
"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."
"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"
"Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip."