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Joke of the Day

"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."

"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"

"What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc."

"Fireworks? Yes it does."

"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"[obama cures cancer, invents hoverboards, saves baby by killing 3 lions with a flurry of devastating headbutts] Americans: LION KILLER OMG"

"The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016."