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Joke of the Day

"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."

"My Ideal Woman is a Single Mother ...once I've finished with her."

"It's a shame Pacquiao is opposed to gay marriage. If they were married Mayweather would have boxed more aggressively."

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"Eskimos.. What do eskimos do when it gets cold? They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder? They turn on the candle."

"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."

"It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing"

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"North Korea claims that they detonated an H Bomb Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-**BOOM**"