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Joke of the Day

"A zombie opened his frig for a snack. He looked at a human brain, but threw it away... ... it was expired."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, ""Hey, did you hear the one about us doing this?"""

"What do black people and dividing by zero have in common? They don't work."

"So... I want Ebola cereal... "

"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"

"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"

"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"[After 20 min at your house] I used all your toilet paper ""Check in the cabine-"" All of it ""We have more in the gar-"" All of it all of it"

"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."