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Joke of the Day

"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."

"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry"

"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"