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Joke of the Day

"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"

"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."

"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."

"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"

"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt"

"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."

"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."

"I like my men, like I like my coffee. So hot, that I have to keep blowing."

"My legs are so white that they stopped listening to their Bon Iver LP to correct my pronunciation of 'quinoa'"

"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"