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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."

"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."

"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"

"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"

"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"

"How can you tell if someone is from Texas? ...Oh don't worry , they'll tell you"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar. Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna go get...shitfaced?"""

"Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's harder to run in squares."

"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"