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Joke of the Day
"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"
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"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"
"two atoms are talking.. ""Hey Bob, why the long face?"" ""I've just lost an electron."" ""What, are you sure?"" ""Yes..... I'm positive."""
"How did Samuel Morse propose to his wife? .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- .-. .-. -.-- / -- . ..--.."
"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."
"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""
"What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros? A Hodor..."
"How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia? They didn't czech his papers."
"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"