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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."

"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"

"I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems"

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering"

"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""

"Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! "

"Obama is a cashier and you give him a $10 bill for a $9.97 item. What do you say to him? Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference."

"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."

"The 70's called. They built a time phone."